Steakholder? Cow Code? Remorse Portal? Bovine Ilk?
Find your answers in this alphabetised glossary of everything Cow.
Every Angus Token has a unique address code on the back, covered by a tamper-proof sticker. The Address Code can be used in the Remorse Portal to change the shipping address of the burger/bag associated with that token. This can be done multiple times.
Our cow! A handsome male cow with a distinctive blaze, currently living in idyllic farm conditions in upstate New York.
The Angus Bag will be made using leather from Angus, if and when he is slaughtered. There are a total of four bags available, and collectively they are worth 50% of the total Angus Voting Interest.
Angus Burgers will be made using 100% of the available meat from Angus, if and when he is slaughtered. There are total of 400 three-packs of burgers available, and collectively they are worth 50% of the total Angus Voting Interest.
Anyone who owns a Token for either an Angus Burger Three-pack or Angus Bag is considered an Angus Steakholder.
When you pre-order Angus Burgers or Angus Bags, you receive a metal Angus Token. This Angus Token is a stand-in for the product you will receive in two years. The Angus Token has tamper-proof stickers on the back covering its unique Cow Code and Address Code. Tokens can be gifted and re-sold. You should not acquire a second-hand Angus Token if the tamper-proof stickers are broken!
The total voting interest that determines whether Angus is slaughtered or not. All Angus Steakholders’ control an amount of Angus Voting Interest determined by their tokens. The 4 handbags each are worth 100 times the amount of Angus Voting Interest of each burger three-pack. In order for Angus to live, 50% or more of the total Angus Voting Interest must be given up through the Remorse Portal.
A dairy diary of Angus’ life, chronicling his growth and development.
Used to complete a hamburger.
Cows are typically slaughtered for meat at 2 years of age. The Countdown tracks the time remaining before Angus is scheduled to be killed.
Of the Bovine Ilk; One end is Moo, the other Milk.
Every Angus Token has a unique Cow Code on the back, beneath a tamper-proof sticker, the Seal Of Regret. The Cow Code can be entered into the Remorse Portal to give up the Angus Burger three-pack or Angus Bag associated with that token.
Diary.
Eartags are used to differentiate between cows in a herd. Angus has bright yellow eartags with red !!! emblazoned on them.
A place where cows, and other animals, live. Not all farms are created equal. Angus lives on a farm that allows him to freely roam 300 acres of sprawling pasture and forest.
Angus’ caretaker on his current farm.
A pastoral facility in which a cow can live the full extent of its natural life in grassy meadows. If >50% of the Angus Voting Interest is in favor of giving up its pre-orders, all the funds from Our Cow Angus will be used to place Angus into such a Home.
“The Cow Who Dies.”
A potent emotion, and one that is rarely actionable.
Cow Codes entered into the Remorse Portal will give up the pre-order associated with that code and token. Actions taken in the Remorse Portal are irreversible! If you Regret your pre-order and wish to save Angus, you may go to the Remorse Portal to retroactively undo your pre-order.
The tamper-proof sticker that covers the Cow Code on the back of every Angus Token. The Seal Of Regret should only be broken in order to give up an Angus pre-order. Do not purchase an Angus Token if the Seal Of Regret is broken.
The tamper-proof sticker that cover the Address Code on the back of every Angus Token. The Seal Of Sending should only be broken in order to change the shipping address to which the Angus Burger three-pack or Angus Bag associated with that Angus Token will ultimately be mailed to. Do not purchase an Angus Token if the Seal Of Sending is broken.
A popular online resale platform for sneakers, collectibles, and other hype-based products. This might be a good place to look if you are trying to buy or sell an Angus Token after the drop.
An email newsletter that corresponds to Angus’ Dairy, which anyone can subscribe to, regardless of whether they are an Angus Steakholder.
Cows are of this.
Each Angus Token corresponds to a certain amount of Angus Voting Interest. Angus Bags are significantly more expensive than Angus Burgers, and so Angus Bag tokens have 100x the Token Weight that Angus Burger tokens do.